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This is a summary of the butthurt surrounding languages.
- Minimalistic; requires loading or writing a metric shittone of libraries to get anything done; good indicator of autism.
- Old. Hasn't been updated since C99.
- Fast and close to the metal.
- Clusterfuck of unnecessary shit. The exact opposite of C's minimalism, leaving a million ways to do something and a sense of confusion as to which way is best.
- Java wannabe. Only recently is it on-par.
- Microshit botnet inside (TM)
>muh VM >muh slowness
- Made for code monkeys; haven for grok code.
>muh long chains of objects
- Executable math. Math is 2hard. You do the math.
- Monads end up infecting everything. Fuck monads.
- Language of the gods. Can do anything, and eloquently to boot. Unfortunately most of us are unable to wield this marvel of logic and can only merely stand back in awe.
- 9001 implementations. Confuses n00bs.
>muh parentheses >I can do that in C too!!!1
- Interpreted shit.
- import solution
- Makes concurrency/multithread shit a breeze.
- Uses a specialised VM that has a hard time crunching numbers, and an even harder time handling strings.
>It can do anything C can do, guise!!1
- Lots of property implementations, only a few decent FOSS ones.
- Still slower than C