User:Captaincaveman/Complete Retards Guide To Freedom

Hello there friend. If you came to this guide, perhaps you learned 1 of the thousands of ways the NSA or one of your countries agencies spies on it's citizens. Or maybe you learned that something called Windows 10 has a privacy policy so terrible that even Russian Lawyers are trying to get it banned from their country. Whatever the reason, you don't feel secure and you want some privacy. No matter what the FBI says, human privacy is a human right, and we're here to help you with that. Just remember: The NSA has way too many tricks up it's sleeve, and to be truly secure in this day and age either means learning and making many sacrifices, or straight up adopting the Amish lifestyle...for now. But you can still be pretty secure without giving up too much, and as long as you take the first 4 steps of this guide, you'll be more secure than 90% of the population. We'll even give you progress updates.

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